Mark IS Facebook so he can control the story of this picture over there. This photo of mark zuckerberg with way too much sunscreen and a dump truck ass is my new sleep paralysis demon /OT42wSN4uu Was trying to think of who Mark Zuckerberg surfing reminded me of & then it came to me /ybue3PrbkrĪre we sure Mark Zuckerberg isn't just shedding □ it is summer time □□? /wfrrRsBQMS No one has ever seen Mark Zuckerberg and the ghost from Spirited Away in the same room, just saying /RZ54gjcHJz Zuckerberg was caught by paparazzi efoiling in Hawaii with his face completely covered in sunscreen in July 2020. Does sunscreen protect against the flames of Twitter roasting? Here’s hoping! Loading The Facebook founder has touched on the bizarre image before, but. Mark Zuckerberg surfboards in Hawaii with way too much sunscreen /INyGVPvNY6Įven though dermatologists are probably praising Mark for protecting his face, Twitter dragged him, of course. Every year around this time, photos of a HEAVILY sun-screened Mark Zuckerberg surface and make their way around the internet. Mark Zuckerberg has finally explained the reason behind that famous sunscreen photo - but it still makes no sense. But it wasn’t that fancy surfboard that made Mark go viral. Mark Zuckerberg said on an Instagram Live chat that he slathered tons of sunscreen on his face while surfing to fool photographers. The New York Post says he was spotted with pro-surfer Kai Lenny while on a $12,000 eFoil board which is basically an electric surfboard. Well, whether he’s going to own Kauai or not, Mark is still enjoying that ocean. But in 2019 he was accused of using a local resident, Carlos Andrade, to sue those same land-owners. Despite being accused of “colonizing” the island, Mark dropped his lawsuit back in 2017. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has come out, once again, in defense of the defenseless: The thick layer of white sunscreen he slathered all over his face while surfing last July. Mark Zuckerberg has been pictured riding his 12,000 electric surfboard in Hawaii with lashings of sunscreen plastered on his face and wearing a blue hoodie to protect against the rays. In fact, he even has his own line of sunscreen, called zuckerberg sunscreen. They included bottles of both sunscreen and Sweet Baby Rays barbecue sauce - as well as a reference to himself as a robot. Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg is no exception. Mark Zuckerbergs Facebook rebrand announcement was littered with props poking fun at his past. He’s sued native land-owners in Kauai to “enhance” his own $100 million property. Sunscreen is one of the most important skin care products that you can use to protect your skin from the harmful rays of the sun. Mark has been dealing with some legal issues on the island. Mark was spotted in Hawaii, even though the people of Hawaii don’t want him there. But hey, would a soulless robot need sunscreen? Certainly not as much as Zuckerberg is using! Mark was spotted out on the water keeping his very fair skin safe from sun damage by slathering on so much sunscreen onto his face you’d think it was a Banana Boat Bukake. Mostly because he seems like a soulless robot who can never answer hard questions about his role in the decay of society. 36-year-old Mark Zuckerberg is not like any other normal thirty-something.
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